Paging Dr. Republican
April 9th, 2007
This is an official call to my pal Randy in hopes that you’ll take my advice and put some of your “hard-earned” money towards a new toy. Remote controlled cars, downhill bikes, new engines for trucks, quads, guns…they’re all very cool, but for a cool $50k we could be flying above all that junk.
I present to you, The AirScooter II – Ultralight Recreational Vehicle
Not only is this bitch easy to fly, but it’s potential is yet unrealized. With simple controls the AirScooter II is easy to fly and makes for big fun while drinking. Let me take a moment to list all the potential things we could do with such a craft:
1. Hunt turkeys from the air–DEATH FROM ABOVE BITCHES!
2. Drink beer
3. Smoke drugs
4. Shuttle mountain bikes–who needs a ski lift
5. Run errands in Roxbury
6. Pick up chics (girls love pilots)
7. Fish–the pontoons float!
8. Act retarded in the air
9. Fuck with road bikers
…the list goes on and on!
Given that this falls into the ultralight classification, pilots licenses and things of that nature are not required. They also make a two seater model which would make hunting much easier.
Into the air Jr. Birdman!
Click here to see the AirScooter in flight!Â
Click here to read the feature on 60 Minutes!
So what say you Randy? Time to break out the plastic? You could fly to Oregon!
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What’s a Republican?
Bush and Gore were sitting in a restaurant to discuss the craziness of the election. When the waitress came to take their orders, Gore said, “I’ll take the steak.” When she asked Bush, he said, “I’ll take the quicky.” Gore motioned for the waitress to come closer, and whispered into her ear “He means the quiche.”
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