I received a care package today from some asshole named Serb.
A very caring package containing everything you could need for an Oregon visit.
Meat Spin T-shirt
Easy Squeeze Enema
Brown Shoelaces (no idea what these are for)
Durex ‘Play’ Sensations Condoms
Serb’s visit next week should be very interesting. I’m guessing I should watch my cornhole while he’s around.
La Nina once again has landed a snow filled punch. This time delivering big at the lower elevations as we’ve been enduring cold Canadian air. Not only is this storm slated to deliver snow for the next few days, the temperature is also supposed to stay cold meaning all the snow will be the light, [...]
Idiocracy is exactly what you get when you mix the following few key ingredients:
(2) Delayed Flights
(720 oz) Vitamin R
(12 hrs) Sunshine
(6″) Fresh Snow
(.5 oz) Trees
(12 mi) Hiking
(3) Good Friends
(1) Oregon
Mike, Chris and Dan flew into Portland this past Thursday evening to find me waiting with a 6-pack of Rainier tall boys and a mason jar [...]
I received a call from my brother-in-law, Jason, today telling me he was watching a bird of prey die in a parking lot in Reading, PA. At first he and I both though it might be a peregrine falcon based on it being seen in a city. Turns out after seeing the photos he sent [...]
Another day on the mountain, another foot of snow. In fact, in the past month we’ve only gone 3 days (at best) with less than 3″ of new snow.
The same old forecast. This normally equates to 2 feet per week.
Here’s a shitty video of me skiing down through Yoda Bowl this morning. Click the image [...]
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